Repeat after me: yallah. YAH-luh. This versatile(多功能的，多用途的) Arabic word means everything from “hurry up”, to “come on” to “speak to you later”. If you add a “bye” at the end, the meaning shifts to “please shut up, fool” or “speak soon friend,” depending on your intonation(语调，声调).
跟我念：yallah。发音是YAH-luh。这个多功能的阿拉伯语单词含义丰富，从“快点”到“加油”再到“回头聊”都能用。如果在词尾加一个“bye”，意思就变成了“拜托闭嘴吧，傻瓜”或者“回头见，朋友”，具体取决于你的语调。
Next up: wallah. wa-LAH. Again, the definition changes depending on context and cadence(节奏，韵律). It can mean everything from “no way!(不会吧！不可能！)” to “I swear to God(我向上帝发誓).”
下一个：wallah。发音是wa-LAH。同样，它的含义随语境和节奏而变化。它可以表示从“不会吧！”到“我向上帝发誓”的各种意思。
What exactly am I doing here? Helping to prepare you for the Arab and Muslim takeover(接管，占领) of the US, of course. Now that Abdul El-Sayed, the son of Egyptian immigrants, is going to become the first Muslim senator in the US, it’s only a matter of time before everyone is going to say “yallah bye” to western civilization.(既然埃及移民之子阿卜杜勒·埃尔-赛义德即将成为美国首位穆斯林参议员，那么所有人对西方文明说“yallah bye”只是时间问题。)
我到底在干什么？当然是在帮你们为阿拉伯人和穆斯林“接管”美国做准备啊。既然埃及移民之子阿卜杜勒·埃尔-赛义德即将成为美国首位穆斯林参议员，那么所有人对西方文明说“yallah bye”（再见）只是时间问题了。